Bill Simms – bass and chocolates
Alex Lank – drums and wine
We are your Ex-Boyfriends, from the future. You don’t know us, but we know lots about you. We know all your favorite songs. And we’ve come back from the future to play them for you.
We have come back in time.
To apologize by playing your favorite songs. Guilty pleasures.
That only an intimate lover could know you like.
Because in the future, we fall in love, and then we break up.
… and it’s our fault. We’re sorry…
If you’re reading this, that means you’re one of the many people we will date.
Yes, all three of us will date YOU.
In the future, Pod-Dating is very in style. We are a pod. You will date all three of us, simultaneously.
And we will mess the whole thing up.
We can’t say much more without disrupting the timeline.
But please, come see us next time we are around. We miss you.